Found the secret penguin.
Found the secret penguin.
Aw. It’s just a liddle guy…
It was a yellow onion, but one of those fancy white ones you have nowadays.
I found the cool dude, everyone!
jingle-jingle
Legolas: Oh shit… Glamrond the Fabulous draws near…
jingle -jingle
Gimli: What do you hear with your elf ears?
jingle-jingle
Legolas: He is… Dripping with Rizz…
We need a light-hearted but edgy sitcom based around the the flawed but lovable family that runs the Prancing Pony.
‘It’s Always Sunny In Brandywine’.
I know this is all in jest, but I imagined a One Ring the size of a hobbit bracelet and then imagined a cave troll discovering it and what sort of dark Lord a big dumb bastard like him would become.
This is ripe for fanfiction.
I like to imagine they have higher standards at their laying facilities, but theirs could be just as monstrous as our filthy torture facilities that produce most cheap eggs here.
Maybe bird flu just hasn’t gotten there yet.
I would be down with a Northern Confederation. I’d miss New Orleans, but that’s about it.
I did my part!
Edit: upvoted to 196 then down once it hit 197.
This is what happens when you’re faction orders their gear off of Temu before the tariffs take effect.
After a hospital stay I went through the line by line charges of a relative that had been at the hospital for two days.
$500 for an x-ray, $90 on three separate occasions for an OTC dose of Tylenol.
Everyone is padding things out for more money, but I have a feeling the nurses that actually attended to him didn’t see a cent of it.
Ye is just pissed that Snoop for invited to the party and he got snubbed.
Edit: He probably stole MAGGA from somewhere, but I’ll steal it from him.
Sell bottles of gasoline with a promotional t shirt that sports the print, ‘Not An Incindiary Device’.
No. I won’t give up.
And not one of those fancy white onions like you have now.
Oh shit, they aren’t being chill enough!
‘Only posers die!’
It’s super convenient because Hawaii and Alaska are in boxes just off the west coast on maps.