I think my favorite interaction on this website is when someone’s banned alt accused me of being someone else’s banned alt.

Not especially!

Admins how do I ban someone preemptively from a com?

Yeah but regrettably it’s not, nor has it ever been, even a crude facsimile of chapotraphouse3

I have seen the top of the mountain and you will worship me as though I were a god.

None of you are ready for hexbear3

STOP FUCKING POSTING

What a novel idea.

I didn’t come to hexbear, I went to chapo.chat and they switcherooed it for a hexbear right out from under me.

Fire them all and put me in charge. My platform:

• I dislike most of you
• Easily the most liberal
• No posts

Honestly was never funny after the first week and I wanted it banned way back on the subreddit.

Had bigger fish to fry though.

On shooting a tsarviech

Ah well in that case glad to have you on team debatebro. Never thought I’d see the day.

Yeah last time I made an effort post everyone yelled at me. Getting a lot of mixed signals rn.

I’m just trying to figure out which side the debatebros are supposed to be on.

I recall them as being separate struggle sessions, the chapo.chat change originating in a desire to be taken more seriously as a leftist resource, but then again, much of the lore has been lost in the evergoing churn so they could have happened at the same time.

Nah this smacks of the end of chapo.chat and the birth of hexbear. It’s even the same justification.

You all wanted to post. This is where that takes you.

Anyway, here’s uuænðeruuall

Baaaahhh God that’s OUR BEAUTIFUL VELVET BOYS MUSIC.