I’m no lemonologist but it looks like it could maybe be a very severe case of Citrus Bud Mites: https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/384904-Aceria-sheldoni

I know this is a joke, but I think the real point is anti-dooming. Your mind feels like there’s nothing you can do, but it’s hyperbole. There’s always something that can be done, and even just brainstorming what those things are in a hard time can help lift your mood. And it’ll help even more if you actually end up doing them!

In English for the Germanically disinclined:

Trump doesn’t take office this year. That’s not to say there won’t still be effects this year, but before January most things should still be relatively unchanged by his hands.

Real Vanity Fair image, in case you were curious like me. From this article, about a quarter of the way down (on mobile at least): https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/donald-trump-wins-presidential-election-2024?srsltid=AfmBOoqLRfHo70JfvoeZaBIJqUpWHxf0nO_UKHUatbC_cgIqMWF3_dU9

It’s making fun of her awkward use of memes during her own campaign. The low quality of the joke is part of it

Now this is shitposting

Thank you :)

Wtf 😆

Did you instruct it to give that 1000-yard stare or does it just naturally associate that with what it’s wrought here

That was actually very clever

Introducing the latest battery chemistry: very high rocks!

I like roboinvester accounts. You put money in, it automatically invests in stocks for you based on your current age and risk tolerance (which you can change whenever you like). I particularly like Wealthfront, and their app/website are really good. They’ll manage $10-15k for free, and then above that you pay a small fee out of your earnings for their service. If you use someone’s sign-up link, they’ll bump your managed amount by $5k. Comment back if you’re interested and I can share mine. Good luck with your investment, whatever you choose!

Nah, delete this

Is this a whoosh or is this some sort of 4D chess whoosh beyond the whoosh moment

Incredible

I want this for you so bad

The duality of fan