

John Oliver what?
John Oliver what?
Space crabs.
I seriously doubt they’re in the Federation. Especially during that time.
The Onion doesn’t have to aim to hit anything anymore.
Favorite movie is Wrath of Khan
Headcanons the Betazed being responsible for TOS uniforms
I think you’re a bigger fan than you realize.
That would actually be fun headcanon.
Who do you think made the monster maroons?
Bashir was so embarrassed he changed uniforms.
The doctor was unable to save face.
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.
Disgustingly positive and very addictive. Just what we needed in 2020, just what we need now.
It’s a football show that has very little to do with football. It’s all about the people and how they grow alongside each other. You don’t have to have any preexisting interests related to the show, you will become interested through exposure.
And if you find you like Ted Lasso, also try Shrinking. Same creators, same difference - a show about something you probably have no interest in that you will become interested in through the characters. (A bit more serious than Ted Lasso.)
The original title without the words Star Trek just looks so lonely.
~Waiting for my T-800~
an android crashes through the wall wielding a shotgun
“Come with me if you want to live.”
I always put onions and bell peppers in at the same time when I make yakiniku. Why would these two be any different?
Dad: “Be yourself… in front of other people.”
Kid: “Oh.”
Look, not a single person typing the word slammed. Just journalists living in the moment.
The second phase of Make America Great Again is to make milk cost $50 a gallon.
How much cherry Kool-aid did that kid have?
They should have handled it like Stargate (or Lower Decks):
O’Brien: “Haven’t we met before?”
Dukat: “I don’t believe so.”
O’Brien: “On the Enterprise, a few years ago. Someone who looks just like you but had a partial beard.”
Dukat: laughs “Oh, that guy. You’re not the first person to make that mistake. He’s nowhere near as handsome as me.”
He wants to know why you haven’t started rioting.
The Onion: Japanese Government bracing to completely ignore incoming wave of criminal allegations.