I meant vosotros, yes, thank you! Sorry, it’s been over two decades since I was in Spanish class; I mixed vos and vosotros up.

If you’d only said it three times, you would’ve summoned him. So close!

Literally the second sentence of the article body. 😮‍💨

I’m a bit concerned with myself that I instantly recognized the nose. You didn’t let me down.

Oh my goodness, that fluffy tail! Such a pretty kitty!

Maybe it’s because I’m from California, but we learned Mexico-Spanish. The books included Spain-Spanish (i.e. vos conjugations), but my teachers never included it in our lessons.

Does…does long bacon come from long pig?

McBride is truly awe-inspiring. She’s so strong.

I always figured this was for people with penises to attempt a urine trick shot into the second toilet while pooping.

…are you me?

Add being an anti-zionist Jew, and we could be twins.

No, keep the refrigerator, just throw out all the food. After all, real Muricans order in with their copious amounts of money!

Am American. Can confirm, would really like to be something else.

¿Qué?

Why the fuck do they get to increase their staff when they’re telling the rest of the federal government (including understaffed agencies) to downsize? Hey, Donny, I found the waste, fraud, and abuse; it’s coming from inside the house.

This was my first thought, too 😂

Wait until I’m about to die, then go back to when the first land-dwelling animals first started coming ashore. I’d bring a bunch of cockroaches with me and then I’d die there. Either the roaches or my decaying corpse will hopefully cause enough change to the timeline that humanity never develops in the first place.

I think that’s the most I could screw over the (human) world.

Deal!

Hi Canada,

I will miss you. I hope, someday, after we take down this thug, we can be friends again.

Sincerely,

California

PS: I would also accept adoption, should you ever want to go there.

Goodbye

Keep it up, Canada (and Mexico, too, please). The more pressure from outside, the more likely we can successfully apply pressure from inside to slow/stop/reverse the actions the current US administration takes.

It’s gonna hurt and I’m not looking forward to it, but it’s necessary. The world should remember the lesson from WWII that appeasement does not work and act accordingly.