Bastard stole someone’s remote

Hope you’re doing ok and your mum is feeling better, too

I would LOVE to disappear into a hedge right now, lol

It’s full moon eve, which explains a lot about my day so far. Everyone and everything is just feral

Tiramisu or old fashioned trifle with real custard and port

Tbh, running away to Europe for a month seems like an excellent decision to me

It’s going to be a blood agreement sandwich kinda day

Success! Thank you

It’s now spitting where I am…

Can you get it to hold off for 1/2 hr? Gotta walk to catch a tram

Delightful, thank you! And the sugar rush will fuel my afternoon

All the desserts please chef

I love how they put 1 paw on you. My cat used to do that

You’re amazing - so on top of all this. I’ve moved a lot in the past and have faffed around like nobody business with it

See, now I want to know if they’re legal. But I’m not going to type that…

Dispose of body no evidence left

Thanks for all your work, Goosny

Good call!

30/50 with some help from the Uber driver. That’s not cheating , right?

Happy birthday! 🎂

🔫🪭 here you go. I couldn’t find an electric fan, so this manual one will have to do

Sending all the good thoughts and healing vibes, and hugs for you