Anon also forgot to infuse the lightning pixies after inscribing the runes, tsk tsk.

They’re the ones who let the smoke out if you anger them!

How do you get the yolk back in the egg? Well, just ask the chicken of course (or the Wizard in this case).

Yeah, I mean, it’s not exactly brain surgery is it?

Exactly. It is very rare that I find someone willing to claim responsibility for an issue nowadays, but when I do I feel it reflects very positively on them.

It’s just finger pointing to avoid liability.

“Oh no, that’s not our fault! It’s these guys who did it, so talk to them!”

13 year old me after watching Vanilla Sky:

International Financial Statistics

Most surprising thing in this greentext is seeing Freia mentioned as luxury chocolate! 🇳🇴

Romans go home (?)

“Is it done, Yuri?”

“No, Comrade President, it has only begun.”

For a small scale demonstration, OOP should try chugging a bottle of laxatives, insert a buttplug, and see how it goes.

Yeah the post misses the mark by a wide margin. Democracy affects government, which in turn affects businesses. Democracy does not mean you directly get to pick and choose all things in life.

Seems the fantasy genre was onto something after all.

Now, if we could just find some elves and study what they suffer from…

How can anyone make money off porn if users simply create their own?

What, you mean like amateur porn or…?

Seems like professional porn still does great after over two decades of free internet porn so…

I guess they will solve this one the same way, by having better production quality. 🤷

A real human bean.

Now I want a documentary with David Attenborough quietly commenting the daily business of wild AT-ATs.

Some tunnels where I live explicitly instruct you to adjust your AC before entering.

I’m allowed to adjust anything within arms reach as long as I keep my eyes on the road. It is my responsibility to familiarize myself with the controls before departing so I can do so.

You’ve never driven in a humid tunnel, or live in a place with changing weather do you?

This was my take too, except I’d send the trolley to the integer track, where it would use infinite time to reach the first victim, thus the trolley never kills anyone. Problem solved.

Them dying to exposure is outside the scope of this task. :)

Nah, all she showed him was to not trust strangers.