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14 days agoi want to slide my front tail under your tail
i want to slide my front tail under your tail
there’s no time to take them off!
yeah hard to imagine that, my gf finds me less attractive than a bag of potatoes. she’s nice to me, but she does not look at me, and pigs fly more often than she touches me.
set up your printer
in the shower
I would be done in seconds!
the stress is dripping out of my weewee!