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5·1 day agono worries, here in the US you can get just as sick from E.coli in the vegetables as you can from tainted meat products …
2·2 days agoaww … “The cableway replaced a funicular, on the same route, in 2010.” … cable car is probably better choice but the funicular was just plain fun
People who use Caps Lock for one letter
Speed Typing King Sean Wrona on Not Using Shift Key
Sean Wrona who currently holds a bunch of speed typing records uses it to type all capital letters. Instead of hitting Shift+letter he finds it is more efficient to hit CapsLock+letter+CapsLock in quick succession.
4·3 days ago“Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.”
29·4 days agopushed to prod »on Friday«
21·4 days ago“I guess losers just naturally relate to Jefferson Davis.”
- buy a sports car [company]: Elon
- lease a falcon: RFK Jr.
- start a cult: L. Ron Hubbard
X now »admits« to monitoring your DMs
55·7 days agowater quality in the harbor was severely impacted
your only loyalty to the company is to the paycheck and that bag ain’t coming out of your paycheck (no matter how much your manager whines about it) – put on your best dead face (maybe mix in a little of “did you just shit your pants?” revulsion) as you hand over a bag and get him out of the store and out of your life as fast as possible – life is too short to give his ego anything other than apathy and disdain
291·7 days agobeing betrayed by the same guy who betrayed you however many times before …
221·7 days ago“Feds uncover terabytes of free speech during raid of protestor’s residence with an estimated street value of five billion dollars.”
no worries – his best friend steals his wife
“legality” has never stopped rulers before
you forgot about pollen season in between the two