This was a good start to an article but it feels like it just stopped halfway through.

I dunno, maybe? I’ve never had my butthole tattooed, I’m just making guesses here.

my guess is they are either getting their butthole pierced or tattooed, but I know that OP won’t confirm. THat’s just my guess here. I really hope it’s not something more gross than that, but I can’t handle that.

it’s not against the very idea of the Fediverse, get out of here with that. Defederating with a known bad actor is just good opsec. I think the paradox of tolerance applies pretty well here, the Fediverse is a peace treaty not a suicide pact.