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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • Be me

    American

    See shitty right wing government doing shitty right wing things.

    Sigh.

    I bet I know who’s behind this.

    Google the history of that government.

    Greece was the first proxy war of the Cold war, with the US backing the Greek Monarchy, who were ultimately the victors.

    We probably ran similar propaganda and right-wing violence campaigns there as we did across the global south.

    What a fucking surprise.

    Happy July 4th everyone.




  • Tbf, the Europeans have some pretty fucked cryptid lore, it’s just that they’re more chaotic neutral and less chaotic vengeance than the American variety. My favorite american cryptid is an old one you don’t hear much of anymore, and was born from Pacific NorthWest loggers: the Hide Behind. Basically, this mf stalks your shit and will always duck behind a tree when you turn to look at it; it’s fast enough to never be seen clearly, but you can just catch glimpses of it if you’re fast/lucky. Eventually, it catches and eats unwitting loggers who let it sneak up on them.

    Edit: I also like the deer stories. One of my all time favs was a free text about a deer stumbling up the street very clearly saying “BEEP BEEP BEEP” like a car being unlocked, followed by “Honey, I’m home!” over and over. That was the whole story, just a weird fucking deer stumbling up the street and talking to itself. 10/10 would gladly read again.