Not as weird as yours, but one time i was at :disneyworld: (we need a burning Disney logo/flag emote) as a very young kid eating a huge turkey leg. My parents were getting our drinks and an old couple just sat down at the table with me. They were staring at me for a while, and I was a social kid so I said hello. They started smiling really wide and said “That’s such a big Turkey leg for a little guy.” I agreed. Then they asked to take pictures of me eating it. I didn’t think about it and kept eating while they took pics of me with an old digital camera. My parents came back and they rushed away in a hurry. Weird shit.