Ok, fine, libertarians, you won. I don’t have to pay my taxes now, right?

If I were religious I would absolutely think Trump is the Antichrist.

“BACK IN MY DAY” “WHAT IS WITH TODAY’S MUSIC?” “HELP ME TURN ON THE COMPUTER.”

Stop! Stop! They’re overwhelming us!!

This for-profit social platform will be different guys!

It’s called alexithymia. I have it and it sucks.

Oh I’m having a panic attack? What about? …no idea? Oh ok. Uh. Guess I’ll ride this out then.

Where is this? Looks familiar.

You’re gonna die first, you cowardly drug addict bigot piece of shit.

I’ve seen this movie. Don’t the plants kill them?

Startup idea: OkCupid but for communes. Matchmake a commune of people together. Can chunks of society go on without these management leeches?

Cool. Another blatant bribery case that nothing will be done about because he’s above the law.

Oh I know. I’m not paranoid of being banned, I’m paranoid of digital footprints being used against me by a fascist administration.

Ok, I might as well do something worth being sent to prison for before I’m sent there.

Who was Mario’s brother?

No joke I assumed it was going to be raided by the time I could use it anyway. Was really cheering for that asteroid/was looking to that as God’s reset button.

I know, right? It’s like stretching my legs here in first class being able to say how much I really hate that fucking guy.

Post links to Lemmy to counter it.

Stop lurking here and post links into communities. Be the change you want to see! If you build it, more will come!

I just want to live ‘till I’m dead from something other than the climate crisis or politically-motivated violence.

That fucking face. Please die already old man.

If you’re looking for a game like this but less depressing, I’d recommend Not Tonight and its sequel.

But it’s so catchy!

Don’t ask where the bodies are, don’t tell where the bodies are.