a curator!

can i just say i greatly appreciate how your historical knowledge and meme prowess combines fantastically

fixed it

i had a hearty queer chuckle

~50cc scooter gang 🤜🤛

Yeah it was… not a very clean place

You wear your glasses to bed…?

oh god that means it has a communal bathroom 💀

I work in a lab that handles radioactive material, and was working in an area where it’s really easy to accidentally contaminate the floor (which is a huge pain because you have to quarantine the contamination, lay down plastic sheeting, check everyone’s shoes, etc.)

While I’m working there one of my coworkers begins approaching me and I say “oh hold up, don’t come over here.”

She sighs and says “I’ll go get the plastic sheeting…”

I reply “Oh wait no the floor’s not contaminated. I just ripped a real nasty one.”

Never seen her laugh harder lmao

I used to work at a snack foods factory and was checking on some equipment (that actually wasn’t the equipment I was supposed to be checking–I got my lines mixed up). It was adjacent to a conveyor that had crumbs from a different product on it, which was supposed to be turned off since we weren’t producing it that day. Said crumbs were spilling into another conveyor below it* that was in use delivering a currently-running product. These two products had non-overlapping allergenic ingredients (soy-containing crumbs were spilling into a soy-free product).

I alerted management to get the batch scrapped since it was contaminated.

If I hadn’t mistakenly checked the wrong equipment, it’s unlikely anyone would have noticed and A LOT of contaminated product could have been shipped. All products from that factory are labeled “MAY contain X, Y, Z” so in theory nobody with a severe allergy to X/Y/Z should be eating anything from there anyway, but consumers make mistakes and even a non-severe dietary allergic reaction is an unfun time I wouldn’t wish on anyone.

*It didn’t just always spill into the conveyor below it, it was supposed to have a catch pan but someone had forgotten to replace the catch pan after cleaning it.

infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it

i feel like products never used to be perfect but they certainly used to be good and have done nothing but get worse since the invention of the market

EA NASIIIIIIR!!!

there’s dual finger swiping!?

haha wiggly finger go brrrrrrrr

that is the #1 thing I miss about Gboard (I now use HeliBoard with the disembodied Google gesture typing library loaded into it)

not sure about my friend but back then I always responded to being made fun of by further isolating myself among like-minded people lol

I also noticed a curious lack of flipped tables

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THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS I LOVE IT

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Isn’t defending a viewpoint with evidence kinda important even if you think the viewpoint is a “no brainer?”

Nobody owes anyone on the internet a well-researched argument, but those who are up to the task of making them can be pretty influential. Maybe even start to chip away at the corruption of people who have fallen to intolerance propaganda… not all of them are doomed.

One of my best friends is a former manosphere incel. I’m a former perpetually-offended Tumblr SJW. Both of us changed our viewpoints because people pointed out flaws with them. Not everyone changes their viewpoints but some do—though likely not when confronted only with “fuck off”

Thank you for your service 🫡
(like unironically. that rules)