cornichons! my favorite!

And those police officers who are supposed to check never say anything.

unless you look not white and/or housed enough to them

isn’t when you’re high exactly the time you’d want the fridge to come to you? lol

when you’re undiagnosed and/or don’t have a plug for stimulants but you’re also a little bit of a submissive:

i love him

Would that mean best practice is to point the most-likely-to-pop-open end towards the center of the rotating plate?

being employed is pretty much as miserable as being unemployed but at least now i have health insurance and got a fucking diagnosis and might get some goddamn treatment in the foreseeable future so. yay? :|

I can literally do that lmao. Feels awesome when you’re extremely dehydrated. Probably not good for you though

to be fair Flo is probably an animal in bed

/inb4 BONK

don’t forget there’s a canon anime-style KFC dating sim 💀

I think I might have a weird shaped mouth haha. To be honest I usually find ice cold drinks to also be too cold overall and painful on my throat. I drink any fluid like someone who just walked a day in a desert with no water…

Actually, you know what I do like ice in? My hot drinks! I put a few cubes per cup of hot coffee or tea so I can drink it NOW, not in 20 minutes when it’s safe consumption temperature but I’ll have forgotten where the hell I put the mug

you can have all of mine 💀

Ice in drinks, because I hate straws so I almost exclusively drink from the side of the glass. Ice slams into my teeth and makes me rage. What a first world problem lol

This thing!

It’s hilarious, and a damn good phone holder. Freaked out a few family members when they saw just one part of it sticking out of my luggage, before I could explain 😅

does it rhyme with Schmennsylvania? lol

and it looks like a bell pepper!!!

apparently the press thinks people without degrees are incapable of looking at transmission electron micrographs without gaudy nearly-useless false color

Homestuck phase 😬
I like to think I was in the middle of the cringeometer for that fandom but who knows.

“It’s just always exciting! That amazing moment when twelve tonnes of metal leaves the earth… and no-one knows why!”

“Yes, we do.”

“Yeah, but, you know, not really. I mean, we know you need wings, and engines, and a sticky-up bit on the end for some reason, but it’s not like we actually know why a plane stays in the air.”

“No. No, Arthur, we really do! We- we do, we do know that!”

Historic preservation sites and/or museums that preserve/recreate settings from the past, because I love technology history and immersive experiences.

Actually that reminds me I also love immersive interactive art exhibits such as those by Meow Wolf, Otherworld, and Inter_.

Also escape rooms and other puzzle/adventure rooms because they’re interactive.

Also conventions because I’m a nerd. :]