honestly that sounds most likely to be what Larson intended lol

American cheese and grape jelly on an English muffin egg sandwich was* my shit when I was a tween

*(it probably still is but now I’m hilariously lactose intolerant and developed an aversion to eggs)

inarizushi my beloved

Also try ketchup and mustard. I tried this after watching a contestant on Taskmaster New Zealand utterly fail to ruin a grilled cheese, to the point where the “judge” said it was one of the best grilled cheeses he’d had.

Fantastic breakroom sandwich, if you have a toaster oven.

I think this is supposed to be interpreted as '“lol gas = dino juice so a time traveler can get free gas” but I initially read it as “Finally I have located the birthplace of the first sentient hominid. It is time to undo the destruction of mankind before it even begins. For a touch of irony, I will immolate them with the very poison with which they would have devastated the Earth.”

that depends if artificial and/or nonterrestrial life exists

I read this as being addressed to owners of businesses that sell bananas off a countertop and had an existential crisis wondering how the fuck I never realized that was a thing

Let alone why it’d be an issue for them to have only a single banana left in stock

I lol’d

is that what it is, the ADHD!? everyone I’ve slept with acts like I’m some kinda sex maverick and I’m just like “idk wtf I’m doing uhhhhh glad y’all into it”

All the kids of wealthy parents that I know are a mess. Their parents neglected them to pursue wealth. :[

It takes a village, but more than that. In my experience (mostly speaking of my friends) rather well-adjusted people had significant influence from multiple adults living in their home: grandparents, aunts and uncles, roommates, family friends. They also tended to be involved with community things like sports and arts where they’d get close mentorship from other adults not in the home.

Though, everyone I’ve known who had a professional caretaker (nanny, etc.) is a hot mess. So it’s more about having multiple people who care for you properly, not just more caretakers = better

I know a fair few kids of single parents who also kick ass, but most of them have some trauma too.

US culture is pushing that living with family is a sign of laziness/poverty and the opposite of success, when that couldn’t be further from the truth. Individualism is killing us.

Ideally children should be raised by more than two people.

it would work better as a fairytale, has more of that kinda vibe

i probably would in that situation, if I were a sloth

depends how rubbery and/or duck-like you are

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Four Thieves Vinegar Collective’s work may be of interest to you

“just the time and date and some cells in my hair follicles”

just remember a falling knife has no handle :]

heheh YEET