With beanis I get a 50% discount.

When I was adrift in a sea of untime, thinking of beanis kept me sane.

I am no longer being haunted by the ghost of Ted Raimi.

Beanis helps me avoid awkward water cooler conversations.

I am an avid fan of Dr. Robotnik’s Meanis Beanis Machinis.

Lockheed Leftist

This is the new band name for my Prog Rock Neo-Visual Kei band.

Biden is beholden to feckless auto worker unions…

They’re feckless but also have the president under their thumb. Makes sense.

I don’t remember Redwall being this intense.

Something highly amusing about a sapient robot from the 24th century using an oil lamp.

God I hope so then chuds would have to find a new word.

settler colonists are trained from birth to advocate that bygones be bygones

Ugh I immediately thought of how reporters were asking the victims of the Charleston Church Shooting immediately after if they forgave the killer.

Did Tucker ask him about Cave Bitch?

That’s right folks… The people telling you to “touch grass” don’t know what a sunset is. Reality is a bigger threat to satirists than any A.I.

The Black Jezebel is a pretty old trope. Much like the Big Black Buck it was another method of dehumanization by reducing black people to base creatures defined by their sexuality.

Damn this low-budget mid-90’s PSA about doing drugs looks hella tight.

Bold of Ben to bring up his humiliating BBC interview and his WAP ramblings. The former because he had a hissy fit after somehow losing an interview and storming off and the latter because he revealed to the world he is incapable of satisfying his wife and his tenuous grasp on metaphor and wordplay. Not surprised he’s attacking female rappers and Lizzo.

Surely he can always fall back on the robust sales of Zelensky-O’s.

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“The U.S. wants a vassal state in the Levant to further it’s own geopolitical interests” Damn that relationship is 2Complicated4me.

Gee if only some drone-happy milquetoast centrist hadn’t put Blithering Biden on the national stage in the first place we wouldn’t be having this problem.

Another clickbait clown. Best to disregard and ignore.

Bait used to be believable.

Literally half of my siblings are Gen X lol.