I have a recurring nightmare where something awful has happened and I can’t get my phone to work to call for help. It just doesn’t work the way it is supposed to, or there’s a glitch, or I forgot how to use it. It is oddly horrifying.

$53. Not bad for free.

Agreed.

There are definitely hawks in the upper echelons of military power, but I’ve never met one who didn’t hold the ideals of the United States as sacred.

I believe they will stand against tyranny. At first.

Then they will be replaced, made examples of, forced into retirement, and violently removed. If history is any indication.

I’m no military or historical expert, but I do believe if we’re counting on our military to save the country it is already lost.

How did he say “Party Time”? Ruined the joke for me.

And more to the point… Keep the mouth. Lots of opportunity there.

This so much. If you can’t articulate it I’m going to make sure it stays your problem, not mine.

I’ve always thought Na batteries had a lot of potential.

Nice.

Very distinctive voice. It has that 3-pack-a-day vibe.

Looks like a Power Puff Girls alternate dimension.

Was looking through some old photos recently and found one of me holding my son as an infant in a shirt I still have. He’s 20.

Granted it progressed from clean and nice to covered in paint as it transitioned to something to wear when doing dirty chores.

But, if I can get an Old Navy shirt to last two decades I think I’ll be good forever. Assuming I can maintain my figure and don’t outgrow them, that is.

The original Cube movie was the first thing I ever Netflixed (DVD by mail). Was excited when I learned there was a sequel and ordered it as soon as I could. I remember slipping it back in it’s red little envelope and thinking, “At least they tried, I guess.”

I think the number of Trump supporters who can spell H1B is very few, let alone those that care about it. Maybe some of the grifters are waking up to the fact that they’ll never be as “in-group” as they thought, but that’s a very small minority.

I see some of these leopard-face-eating stories and think, “Will this be the thing that is awful enough to get my MAGA family to admit they were duped?” No. The answer is always no.

If Donald Trump himself leads the jack boot goon squad who kicks in the door of their trailer and drags them out into the street to be lit on fire while Trump smashes a cheeseburger into his face and laughs at them by name, their last choked, rasping words would be about the evil Demon-crats ruining the nation.

We’ve got at least four more years of this and I don’t have the energy for hope.

$261.39 in 2025. A bargain in any millennia.

Oh shit. Instant classic!

Your are correct. As far as I’m concerned, the original release was an early beta.

StarCraft. The original. My brain and body is hardwired to play that game. “SCV ready” triggers something. I have a fantasy of retiring in an old folks home and me and a few of my fellow geriatrics fire that shit up and play LAN games until the DNR kicks in.

Cherish that. Those dinners made with love, devoured in seconds, all in the presence of loved ones, are special.

That took a turn.

Thank you for this delicious recipe! My great aunt used to make this all the time for our ritual house painting and it always brought joy to the children. Try adding cinnamon or thumbtacks to the pie for extra zing! God bless!!

Ah, true. The depth of my equine racism becomes apparent.