My mom took a self-defense course when I was a teen and she was so excited about the training that I pretended like the throws and techniques were working when she asked to try them on me

I felt like I couldn’t ruin her self confidence even though I could have destroyed her even at 14

Until her trainer was sentenced to 7 years for SA

The only thing worse than not being prepared is a false sense of security

And the only way to go even lower is giving that responsibility to children

Of course there is, this is just a way to pay for them without any middle men

Just make sure you hide any of your relatives from them

Don’t worry, the padlock on the door is only for the criminals

I love all of these people so much that I invite them to my sauna

-You don’t understand, the ::: spoiler analysts cia ::: have shown this with DATA!

Seeing the labor party devolve to full blown class traitors is almost as bad as what they are trying to do to our trans comrades

Electoralism is a defense mechanism, not a solution (and it’s not a defense against the status quo)

Oh no, I hope they don’t develop fingers and find a stash of assault rifles i forgot nearby

I’m not gay, i just like to be used like a stamp for war crimes in white house sometimes

All of this depends on the jurisdiction, but most western countries have some kind of defense for corporations making mistakes

Usually it’s something like “if the offer is clearly a mistake, you don’t have to honor the sale”, but rental agreements are a bit of a grey area, since they are a contract between two individuals instead of a sale

I’d say go for it, but be prepared to be sued

Fuck it, if corbyn asks i’m a gooner

I hope he doesn’t end up like Dorner, but acab

The fall of the USSR ruined the cia

I guess you’ll have to ask Rosa Luxemburg

My favorite pastime recently has been covering swastikas with stickers for Palestine, that’s going to cause a few strokes (critical support for stroke as always)

The best part of covering nazi stickers and graffiti is when you come back to a scraped off sticker but the remnants still cover the original propaganda and you can just slap a new one to cover it even more

Don’t waste your money on premium stickers, the cheaper they are, the harder they are to rip off

I don’t trust anyone who uses “ephebophilia” outside of academic texts, “hebephilia” is instant re-education camp

Tbh they already do everything they can, if you ever need a paper, e-mail the author and they’ll most likely send you the “last version” before publication they still hold the rights to distribute

I mean that’s a pretty stupid claim for a bird to make

Have you ever seen a bear?

They are about to drop twelve new types of racism