Mr. Chapo, my slop is late again. Virgil will be hearing about this

I’m just focusing on the present because the future is depressing

Literally me, except my present is also depressing. And my past. I just dissociate

I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn’t quite make out. I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn’t make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet.

literally me

except there’s like two figs on my tree

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That’s awesome, keep it going!

If you want to track your nutrition, I recommend cronometer.com, it’s free and easy. You can copy and paste entries and entire days so once you set up your favourite foods and recipes, tracking becomes really quick.

Keep us updated on your progress

This week my goal was to resume tracking nutrition and make sure to get enough calories. I managed to succeed, I tracked my nutrition almost every day in Cronometer and ate at maintenance.

Other than that I didn’t get much done since I spent most of my free time watching the Euro football championship lol. It was a good time. I’m rooting for countries that have better (less dogshit) politics.

Next week my goal is the same as this week - tracking nutrition and hitting my calorie goals.

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There’s a great guided meditation for when you want to allow yourself to get some rest: Time To Unwind

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I also haven’t found a great couch to 5k app so I just use this image to check the intervals:

and track them on the deafult timer app. You can use the Strava app to track your distance and stuff

But I hate squats

You’re right, I should do it

This week my energy was low and I was tired so my goal for next week is to resume tracking my nutrition. I want to make sure that I get enough calories every day so that I have enough energy to exercise and go running.

My secondary goal is to continue socializing and touching grass with friends. I went to the movies to see Furiosa with a friend this week and that was cool

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Thanks for making these threads! It’s a great motivation to keep things going.

No problem, I’m glad that people are engaging with the threads and supporting each other!

Btw that sounds like a really steep calorie cut, how do you have energy to exercise?

I haven’t read that book yet but it’s on my list, I’ve heard it’s good. Let us know your thoughts when you read it!

Checking up on homies is important, I try to do it regularly as well. Especially when you are a dude, we aren’t taught how to have good friendships

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