Misread it as trump of baboons

Still works

Hot dogs are best served in a hot car, often with mustard and rainbow sprinkles. The crunch of the car complements the mustard tang, and this is the most common way that hot dogs are prepared and eaten in Florida.

The hot car and hot dog combination dates back to 2023, when the social media influencer PipsInTamps tried to comission a “hot CatDog” from a rule 34 AI generator but misspelled the “Cat” part and instead got an enticing, 56 minute video of the then-fictional cardog dish.

PipsInTamps was so intrigued by the dish that he made it for himself, and soon began selling them on the roadside in his home city of Tampa. The first few batches resulted in considerable patron illness, due mostly to the chewing and digesting of car. The dish went viral on social media and is now among the most popular street foods in Florida.

American police forces seem to have something figured out, they filter for morons pretty effectively.

You wear underwear at home?

And the creature next to it has a large cyclops nipple

It could also be based on any random tall dude dying from getting hit in the face by a flying rock, rare medical condition or not.

Announcing their micropenises

Shortened from Canada geese

New hygiene unlocked. Gonna stop wasting money on soap.

Janja the GOAT

Abstinence is the only answer

In my case it means I’ve missed my 35 second window to fall asleep and have to start again from the beginning

Meme as performance art, love it

Next stop Only Fans

It knows where the luck is

We could put two in front of each other and let them ping pong nonsense for all eternity.

That I’m fine with. Keeps their vote from supporting his ideological (if you can call it that) successor (whoever that ends up being). It’s not like he can be an acting president when he’s dead, right?

Right?

My Cousin Vinnie, but backwards

The story says more about the offenders than OP’s actual body. That question has “but what was she wearing” vibes.

I responded to the person above me implying that OP should end the grabbing with interpersonal skills alone. Obviously no one should be grabbed without consent in the first place.