I assume you’re talking about the RPG shot, not the hand placed grenade?

okay apart from the urine thing, is it telling me to drink mountain dew?

how many Courics is that

I’ve had the Google app disabled on my phone for years. I haven’t had any issues

I can’t speak for Google but Samsung replaced two S20 screens under warranty for burn in.

this naturalist that I follow started it about a year ago and just recently started talking about it

if you combine Tetris with an audiobook and sour candy you can dissociate real fucking hard. also works with Pac-Man and Space Invaders

American trucks are fucking stupid

i also make fun of British ski ramps

The faster you drive, the longer you can keep the body in your trunk before you smell it

The arms companies can’t have this war finished too quickly

I’ve never liked oil diffusers of any kind. I feel like my throat is closing up

they even make new car smell scent that you can put in used cars. if they want to go overboard they’ll pour it down the air vents

you have to get the butt-sex to red meat ratio just right

if you’re letting your dandelions flower, you should remove them when they go to seed. if they seed your neighbor’s lawns, your neighbors are probably going to use pesticides that are going to be flushed into your local water table

thanks for the red flags right off the bat

Colonel Yuri Medvedev got fragged by his own soldiers this way

yes

del Monte gold is a specific strain of pineapple. there are over a hundred varieties