pizza_slave_summoner [they/them]

Has the NYT said the word “tankie” yet? WE’RE SO CLOSE

oh, well, nevertheless,

The closest thing you can get to bringing them in person to Palestine is documentaries

I am continuously shocked to find out the salt content of foods, eg chili paste is like 20% salt

fr vibes are such a big deal and i hate it

more microplastics
fill my body’s every hole
there is no recourse

zoomers are all about that phallussy

but not all

Alright listen up hexbears. I realize this might be a sore point for this community but it’s been a long time coming and someone has to say it. Piss isn’t funny!

Consciousness is all about the midichlorians

At first i thought that emoji was like a half cooked turkey behind one of those press conference tables with a bunch of microphones

for using political cumpiss logic

neoliberal capitalism

dudes rock

It is with a heavy heart I must inform you that they for the most part do not.

permanent psychic damage

thesis: bidet

antithesis: paper

synthesis:

I have already posted that in this thread