Toxic humanity is what it is. Expressed by males here.

What’s the option going to be? An iPhone? Please no!

Just one?

That explains things. They’ve edited out the funny parts.

They need to make it bigger for a start!

Ha ha!

I’ve got no sympathy. Don’t visit countries and break their laws if you don’t want to incur their punishments.

Airline seatbelts exist only to stop you falling out of your seat during turbulence. Not to protect you in a crash.

Work on a Consular Ship and go on diplomatic missions they said! It will be fun they said!

She calls it, The Power Converter!

Absolutely.

Get a load of Federico removedin over here!

Bramble

It’s when they all emerge from the kitchen to look over at you, you know you’ve made a mistake!

That is very nice!

Can’t we just all run around flapping our hands in front of our faces? That usually works.

Poor J can’t find his copy of The Hobbit!

Joke’s on them, I never call anyone!

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Sage counsel