Many of us have probably heard it way before Zelda.

Aw fuck. I was just starting to get regular depressed again and then you go and remind me that there’s also a whole other kind of depression on its way. Depressing.

And as they continue to vote against their own interests it becomes a self-perpetuating system.

I don’t know any context where this could be ok.

I once did it because chef told me I had to cut more green peppers.

Read this out loud:

eye

m

a

p

ness

James

Earl

Ray

I think I’m better off just not knowing.

All of that actually sounds really cool to me. Especially the diy chain.

What is this “electricity” you speak of?

My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

Trust me, you don’t want it.

You know what’s up

I watched this so many times growing up. It was an HBO staple in the 80s. I can still quote lines from it. Haven’t seen it since. Probably doesn’t hold up but I intend to watch it again anyway.

Yup. It seems like most women I know well lost their virginity to older men. It wasn’t always predatory but it happened often enough to really give pause.

Age of consent in Michigan is 16. Even if he was 18, sex with a 15 year old is not ok.

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

I’ve lived in many locations throughout the gray area for most of my life. I’ve never heard “coke” used as a generic for all sodas. It’s some sort of pervasive myth. Maybe that was the case at some point in history but not in the last 47 years.

Yeah, I avoid the “check 1-2.” I’ll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.