He’s like Zlatan, but not insufferably arrogant

Broken clocks and all that.

Heartbreaking for the Croatians… I always hate seeing everyone in tears on the pitch after a game like that

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And immediately after he missed, too!

HOLY FUCK WHAT A GOAL

I did find one of the quotes darkly hilarious:

“Some farmers are miserable. I think it’s good to see people out enjoying the countryside, if he was camping in my field I would have stopped and had a chat with him, he could have been doing a charity bike ride or something.”

Yeah, he could have been, couldn’t he?

Moving towards something doesn’t imply that cars are being obliterated or banned. Funnily enough, whenever I’m in an unpleasant altercation with a driver, they tend to have plates from far away. If they want to drive their cars out in the country, they can do so - when you’re in a dense urban area (which is the most sustainable way to arrange people), you can park and get on the subway with the rest of us.

They bought the supercomputer

Amazing how deeply ingrained the hatred of bicycles is.

We should be.

Never forget.

Yes. It belies the fact that they don’t want to think about anything past surface-level reactionary takes.

Can’t stop there, you’d have to break his SIM card and tape a sign to his forehead saying “DO NOT LET THIS MAN TWEET”.

I’m seeing tickets for $30-35ish in the side sections, so if you’re cool with shelling out $40 or so after fees, you could do that I suppose.

Mbappe doesn’t look like he’s wearing a mask, at least, so he should probably be able to play again soon

With the free trial, it actively creates messes to incentivize you to upgrade.

Can I ask how much the tickets you’re seeing are going for? You could probably look on Ticketmaster for tickets in the sections you want, but I imagine you’d have to pay out the nose for them.

What are the designated sections for Arsenal and Chelsea fans?

Chelsea fans can secure their tickets in sections 111 to 113, while Arsenal fans can secure their tickets in section 121 to 122.

I think I saw that there are Arsenal- and Chelsea-fan-specific sections. I’ll try and dredge up the email I got…