Did I miss the Daria reboot.

Anyone who didn’t know they were all members is an idiot.

I don’t think they have a paywall

https://www.axios.com/2023/08/07/yellow-bankruptcy-trump-loan-criticism-trucking

Also with the install disk’s running a live version, even a version from a couple of years ago might get you far enough that you could download the newest version from the website and put it on a stick.