Granted.
It answers every question you ask if it, but with a one year delay, so the answers are very rarely relevant anymore

I see a webpage and I want it painted #000000

Jaqueline du Pre playing the Elgar Cello Concerto is at the top of my list
https://youtu.be/OPhkZW_jwc0?si=g40osGfVJZFSTGjW

Don’t build his app Jerry!

If you want to hear it, this seems like it
https://youtu.be/pfm0sunLxAI

She always looked so stoned to me…

Well thanks, I guess… Thats going to be two hours of my life where Im dead to the world 😅

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium
Except it does have those letters ;)