I’m glad you asked. I saw 0 comments and assumed I was juuust too autistic to get this one.

Rough numbers/back of the napkin trigger warning. 73 million out of a population of 337 million is roughly 21.7% of the population. Remember that when Ds and Rs yell about “half the country”

If you’re on the fence about learning to ride a unicycle you should go for it. It’s more attainable than you may think.

A couple of coworkers a few years older than me convinced me to watch it and I thought it was meh as well. I did like learning that Eddie Deezen was already playing a megadork before he voiced Mandark on Dexter’s Lab, among others.

Roe v Wade was rolled back at a time when everyone was complaining that nobody wanted to work at a fast food place, and army recruitment at all-time lows was in the headlines.

The Denver post’s page reloaded itself and then told me I was over my view count and need to subscribe. As my thumb moved to the X, the page reloaded again to load me an ad.

HE SAID GOSPEL ISNT SELLING PLAY SOMETHING SPOOKY

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APPRECIATE IT I DIDNT KNOW BUT IM BETTER NOW

Did you make any friends?

Not really.

I see now, thanks for explaining. I feel pretty balkanised already and I live in the imperial core.

Could you elaborate on what you mean by “balkanised”? I’ve never seen it used as a verb before and would like you to expand on what you mean a bit.

It’s tough to not go around having sex with men. Give this man a medal.

One of my friends got hit with this from his sister at his last family Thanksgiving dinner. People buy it up with all the rest.

I would never

I don’t disagree so much as I thought you may have been saying this, but wasn’t sure. Thank you for clarifying.

I was thinking that I see it in greentext memes, on the off chance I see a greentext meme.

Could you expand on this a little bit? I don’t think I entirely understand and might even learn something.

I bet that cop was being paid overtime too.

Sometimes dogs eat poo because of a vitamin deficiency and you can curb that urge by feeding them a little pineapple. Sometimes the dog that left the poo is sick or has poor nutrition and isn’t fully digesting their food or treats, and that’s what the poo eating dog will be attracted to.