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    5 months ago

    His brain is in heaven and his wild nude body is in hell

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      The man with the hot dogs looked right at me and said, “holy shit, that bullet was meant for me.”

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        His head went flying off and as it flew it was saying all the names of the state capitals. That was his final gift to the country he loved.