• Be Russian
• Pretends to be the most advanced empire the world has ever seen, with bases spread all across the globe
• Invades sovereign nations to try and restore the old USSR that was dismantled long ago
• Kills any gays, any trans, any queer for being who they are
• Crisis of being under armed when invading, uses literal criminals because not enough people support the war
• Has interfered with every single election from any opposing countries, of which there are many
• Leader is a dictator that did away with fair elections when they came to power
• Literal definition of imperialist, while calling others imperialist (pure projection)
• Is capitalist as fuck with billionaires
• Still has dumb people shilling for them

“Ugh, I hate all these capitalists”