Is there some rule that says they need to use their family name in their landscaping business name?

They chose to use it themselves.

Valves business strategy is called something close to a monopoly.

He is saying the US government doesn’t use structured databases.

At least 90% of all databases have a structure.

Probably because it “doesn’t” use SQL

No they quash them

Ah, so they are for BDSM?

Microsoft making the upgrade free is them pushing people to a newer version.

They would also be on Windows 7, but too many would be on Windows 8 as well.

Don’t forget to flip the screenshot upside down, then flip the display on the monitor also upside down.

The computer will look normal, but the cursor will be move in the opposite direction.

We just played Counter Strike 2D from a flash drive.

Those LAN parties with the entire class were insane and there was nothing they could do since it wasn’t installed.

People hated on 7 and said the same thing about XP.

Unless of course … the admins of your instance are also Russian bots.

An intruder named Van Helsing?

Eating animals and plants

I like the optimism of Linux users thinking there will be a massive flood towards their favourite Linux distro.

When the obvious path the majority of gamers will take is just … not upgrade anything and stay on an unsecure OS until their next major PC upgrade.

Most users don’t care about security as long as it allows them to do with their computer what they want.

If Microsoft didn’t push people to a new version, you know too many would still be rocking Windows 8.

Battleshits

Good things we aren’t flies then.

Because if we were, shit would be the shit and you would be eating it as well.

It is only because we are human that we think of shit as something negative.

Bruh, some things are private

Too bad those cars are illegal in Europe.

So how are they going to do diplomacy over here?

No, spit costs extra

Indeed, it is a Windows meme.

Like 90% of memes here on Linuxmemes