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arrow-up1417arrow-down1imageRepublican nativity scenelemmy.worldDoug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareJasonDJlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-222 hours agoMary was an illegal immigrant seeking a green card and Jesus was an anchor baby. Joseph was a pedophile who lived in Nazareth to dodge taxes. Bethlehem was a sanctuary city. They were all fugitives of Herod, although it was their fault Herod was out killing all the baby boys anyway. This is canon.
Mary was an illegal immigrant seeking a green card and Jesus was an anchor baby.
Joseph was a pedophile who lived in Nazareth to dodge taxes.
Bethlehem was a sanctuary city.
They were all fugitives of Herod, although it was their fault Herod was out killing all the baby boys anyway.
This is canon.