• sp3ctr4l
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    4 days ago

    Its 2003 and I am watching the Matrix Reloaded; the Merovingian has spiked the code of a cake he’s directed to be served to a patron at his restaurant. The special cake causes the woman to have an orgasm within seconds of ingesting the first bite of it…

    Its 2023 and I am in an Olive Garden…