I drank half the bottle of this delicious elixer and I’m queer, if I finish it will it turn me straight?
Is it only for straights?
panic intesifies
What will I tell my boyfriend?
For those that struggle to see the gold text on the red background (like my colorblind ass) the words “Straight Tea” are printed on the label of the half drank bottle. Roughly kn the middle.
In Japan it’s way harder to find tea with sugar in it than unsweetened. For some reason, this company (Kirin) decided to market their sweetened tea by putting “straight tea” on the label.