• CethinEnglish
    12·
    10 months ago

    Are you getting paid to pet cats? Where do I apply?

      • Otome-chan@kbin.social
        2·
        10 months ago

        most cats will only pay for their share of the pet rent. if you can find a sugar kitty you’re pretty lucky.

        • Nepenthe@kbin.social
          3·
          10 months ago

          Cat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She’s such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little whore.

          • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            10 months ago

            My cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.

          • Otome-chan@kbin.social
            1·
            10 months ago

            My joke was about how some apartments charge you “pet rent” if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.