Sometimes going to sleep is the best thing for your mood. Learn how to sleep angry

How about squiggles

The ol woody loophole

Just think about all the amazing ways we can all be dumbfucks. Isn’t it neat

You get pregnant by putting a snake in the woman’s boot, right?

Cucumber cilantro hand soap?

ENHANCE

yeah wait until it’s frosty out and lick your name on it instead

nah dude do I smell high?

these are just carbonated lies

dude dylan do the laundry

wait really? put me back in the fuck no camp then

Maybe foot stuff. I got weird feet

Not to mention you have easy infrastructure for installing chargers for electrics in the entire damn car park

I am a vain jangler and it’s pretty fun

Gandalf got cake

it is. some friends in college were getting together around thanksgiving for a turkey roast. i’m allergic to turkey so I intentionally misheard them and showed up with a box of twinkies. a tradition was born that day.