The cybertruck was designed to unify us all against brain-dead nonsense decisions
Car lovers and car haters uniting against a single thing
I saw one of these parked at my mall. As I was audibly saying “Oh, a Cybertruck” I noticed a second one parked a couple of spots down and continued “huh, there’s two of them.” It wasn’t until I’d finished “what a terrible mistake.” that I noticed the owner had paused climbing in to hear my conclusion prior to hanging his poor defeated head and leaving.
I really hope this is a true story.
While I’ve had a good time mocking the appearance of these, I do appreciate it when companies take risks with fashion, style, and convention. What I really dislike about these is that they’re really poorly reviewed by folks that purchased them.
If it was just a problem with style or fashion I would not be shitting on them at all. That’s just the most visible thing people have to criticize about it.
You forgot the rust and broken brake petal
I saw one of those stupid motherfuckers driving thru my neighborhood the other day. That was the first time I had seen one in person and I have to say it was the ugliest piece of shit I had ever seen. All I could do was laugh at the dumbass behind the wheel for wasting their money on that monstrosity.
Also, am I the only one who remembers the old flash game from like a decade ago with a “cybertruck” that looks exactly like this that you bounced around the screen to kill enemies? I’m going on a mission to find that shit now.
Indestructotank?
I hate that I can tell but this is a cybertruck in ROBLOX
Wait, don’t tell me those people laughing at it are fake, too. You just can’t tell with pictures on the internet these days!
I’ve got a co-worker who wrapped his in iridescent vinyl… Like it wasn’t ostentatious enough 🙄
At least it will have gained some rust protection I guess.
Now I’m wondering what that looks like. Personally, sometimes I find having something a bit loud is fun!
Can we talk about those butt-ugly jeep trucks? Like holy hell no matter what angle you look at it from its just ugly as all heck and incredibly impractical
My wife and I call them Jrucks
What vehicle are you talking about? I think the Jeep design is very practical, did they make a truck body?
I had to google it and its the Jeep gladiator. Its like one of their smaller jeeps with a giant truck bed jutting out the back, and the proportions just look so wrong from every angle
The official name for the driver of a Cybertruck is a cybercuck
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I always thought they looked kind of cool. Probably could have been something if Elon was not such a moron.
Is that the car from Fortnite?
No, it’s the car from Halo.
I’m pretty sure Halos vehicles are better designed and far more practical.
Believe it or not, Rocket League.
I saw one driving to work the other day and honestly they look goofy af.
It’s like watching someone drive around in a car rendered with ps1 graphics.
There’s a mom and pop grocery store that borders my old neighborhood. I drive within two blocks of my old place when I go there. There’s one of these stupid trucks parked there for the last few months between my old place and the store. I thank goodness that I no longer live there and don’t have to see that ugly thing multiple times per week. What a tool you have to be to own one.
