i.e. pay $5 to go back 5 days.

The time travel is permanent and one-way.

Edit: this is a one time offer and your budget is however much liquid cash you have right now. Cards are accepted, though.

For non-Americans, feel free to convert $1 USD to your currency

  • BlizzardEnglish
    33·
    1 年前

    And then spend the $500M to go back 500.000.000 days

      • BlizzardEnglish
        8·
        1 年前

        I’m sure the time travelling service provider could make an exception for 500.000.000 USD.

        • reev@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          8·
          1 年前

          Nah nah, their rules are explicit and their pockets are full. They can, after all, also time travel.

      • Otter@lemmy.caEnglish
        2·
        1 年前

        Will they remember I was here before if I’ve looped back around?

        • reev@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          1·
          1 年前

          Hmmmm, that’s a good question. If they’re wearing a tin foil hat they may be immune to your time anomaly shenanigans so I would be careful about that.

          Also, maybe don’t tell them you just won the Powerball.

          • Otter@lemmy.caEnglish
            3·
            1 年前

            Yea that’s true

            With the travel being so cheap, unless their profit margins are really small, they could probably toss me back to Pangea for the cost of a lime

            Don’t want them to catch on to any shenanigans. I’ll just abuse my wealth like a regular billionaire

            • reev@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              1·
              1 年前

              Seems to work out for them so I don’t see why not!

              Also then you can eat the rich 5 days ago.