A shorter version of my latest column
-Hayes Brown, Bluesky
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Panel one:
[off-screen] Fox News: Taylor Swift’s plane is emitting soo much carbon
Angry Goose: Why are carbon emissions bad?
Panel 2:
[Man labeled Fox News being chased]
Goose: Explain why carbon emissions are bad, coward!!!
She’s got a long list of ex-lovers, and the players gonna play.
Another day, another drama. But not for me.
Is that one of her lyrics?
That’s three of her lyrics.