• TxzK
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    9 months ago

    Sorry, I know about the British royal family as much as I know about the Norwegian concrete industry. Who’s missing and who’s in exile?

    • jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      32
      ·
      9 months ago

      Kate Middleton has not been attending official events after her surgery, and spends her time creating a minor PR crisis with Photoshop.

      The exiled prince is Harry, who moved to the US, but he’s not really the “spare” anymore since his brother already has kids.

    • EnderMB@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      24
      ·
      9 months ago

      Kate Middleton, the Princess Of Wales has been away from her royal duties for a while. Since most flag-shaggers here love William and Kate they’re almost always the main group to be wheeled out whenever there is Royal busy-work to do, but apparently she’s been away due to having surgery. Since she’s been out for three months with no news and Charles has been working with prostate cancer the Brits have been having fun with conspiracies. The leading one for a while was that she’s had a Brazilian butt-lift, but some believe there’s been infidelity, she’s been murdered, and plenty of other “theories”. The badly photoshopped picture of her family just added fuel to the fire.

      As for the one in exile, that’ll be Prince Harry. Many Brits think the evil Black American took him away to be a celebrity, and that basically tells you everything you need to know about a good section of the British public…