I think the downfall of the Xindi from a worldbuilding perspective is none of the species were particularly fuckable.
You basically had:
just regular dudes with Munchkin haircuts and goofy shit on their faces, like not even hot dudes really
Planet of the Apes rejects
the bad guys from Galaxy Quest
giant fascist ants
dolphin-dinosaur hybrids (although their enigmatic nature scores some points)
a (giraffe?) skull on a table
I mean, maybe there’s something there for the monsterfuckers but it was a total sausage fest across the board anyway. There’s even hardly anything for the furries to latch onto.
Like, cmon. You’ve got pretty much every* Andorian on screen just oozing sex, with the hot fling between the venerable Combs and his character’s dommy mommy first officer. You’ve got Archer and Tucker taking their shirts off and playing “let’s sensually massage each other with decon gel” with T’Pol every other episode.
But they couldn’t make at least one Xindi species hot? Lame.
I don’t know, if they look like that upstairs, imagine what a Nausican has downstairs. Then there’s the Klingons. I don’t know about two dicks on one guy. And does that mean the women have two vaginas? Plus the whole “beat you up before we fuck” thing doesn’t work for me.
I think the downfall of the Xindi from a worldbuilding perspective is none of the species were particularly fuckable.
You basically had:
I mean, maybe there’s something there for the monsterfuckers but it was a total sausage fest across the board anyway. There’s even hardly anything for the furries to latch onto.
Like, cmon. You’ve got pretty much every* Andorian on screen just oozing sex, with the hot fling between the venerable Combs and his character’s dommy mommy first officer. You’ve got Archer and Tucker taking their shirts off and playing “let’s sensually massage each other with decon gel” with T’Pol every other episode.
But they couldn’t make at least one Xindi species hot? Lame.
I don’t know that I’d fuck a Nausican. Or Morn. Especially Morn. I hate people who won’t shut up during sex. Just moan or whatever.
I dunno, I think this guy would treat you right (edit: link turned out a bit jank, I meant the second image, “22nd century Nausicaan captain”).
And I mean, Morn’s got money so that’s something.
I don’t know, if they look like that upstairs, imagine what a Nausican has downstairs. Then there’s the Klingons. I don’t know about two dicks on one guy. And does that mean the women have two vaginas? Plus the whole “beat you up before we fuck” thing doesn’t work for me.
As far as Morn, I don’t need a sugar daddy.
Would that imply that cuddling and aftercare is a kink for them? You could probably get hella gentle strange on the Klingon version of FetLife.
Speak for yourself. Daddy horny.