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The new Lara Croft will presumably debut in the next mainline game, Tomb Raider Next, which is currently being developed. bit.ly/3OHgDQc

A-Cups, hairy armpits, butter knife booty, and a nonbinary lesbian. Watch.


I could have sworn that a decade ago antifeminists were mocking Western feminists for caring about ‘first‐world problems’. What do antifeminists call this, then?

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    9 months ago

    In what world are those A-cup breasts? She’s pretty damn busty considering how athletic she is.

    And didn’t we do this already? The last Tomb Raider remake got them mad about the lack of giant triangle breasts too. Where do these guys get the energy to get mad at the same pointless thing over and over again?

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      9 months ago

      It’s American brain, sometimes refered to by the contemporary term “Biden brain”. Basically, they’ve forgotten about last time so this is fresh outrage.

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      The last Tomb Raider remake got them mad about the lack of giant triangle breasts too.

      Wait what

      Her breasts are absolutely disproportionate in those remakes

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        9 months ago

        Were they 3 times the size of her head? Anything else is completely unrealistic and means she’s a part of the woke SJW feminist agenda.