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PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Just a little late night TV

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Just a little late night TV

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    It would be like fucking a dead body rolled up in a shag carpet

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      Go on…you have my attention…

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        arranges tissue box … lube container … towels in place … yes please continue this explanation, in detail please

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    Mum, grandpa Itchy is watching weird stuff in the living room again!

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    Is the stuff in the martini glass the green milk from The Last Jedi?

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    I ran outta credits, now I’ll never know how it ends.

    Edit: Star Wars Burlesque Show.

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      I’m ashamed to say I liked this more than I should have

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    Why’s this making me feel funny?

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    I have seen this commercial 10 times now! JFJ… FINE IM CALLING!

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    1-900-OKFACE

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