• RadicalEagle@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      They really are in a league of their own.

      “We need people to be content while we make them miserable.” - GoP

      “We need people to be content while we make them miserable, so let’s give them free porn.” - normal capitalists

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        9 months ago

        These guys just want sex in marriages but don’t understand repercussions. Like my wife can’t keep up with my drive. She gets sore, I guess I better cheat since there is no porn…but I guess that leads to divorce and then more marriages? This is a conspiracy by big wedding!!!

        Whole bottom half is /s

        • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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          9 months ago

          Well you see, if you cheat on your wife the other lady might get pregnant to “convince you to leave your wife for her.” I remember some Republican incoherently jibbering about “we got to have more kids.”

          I think we might have cracked that nut.

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            9 months ago

            Yeah but “the sanctity of marriage.” my spouse father left his wife for mistress in attempt “to make it right”. I’m Like “for who”? Maybe don’t get another women pregnant or keep the baby when you are barely scrapping by as is. Meanwhile SO has to work 3 Jobs college and he ended up divorced again 10 Years later. Crazy no one could have predicted baby trapping by a women 5 years older than your daughter didn’t work out.

            Worst is my dad who toots sanctity of marriage while regularly abusing and cheating on his wife. “Oh it’s a Covent with god” and all that. F you dude. I don’t know why she sticks with him. Bro can’t be bothered to treat her like a human. Legit treats dog better.

            No shocker both are GOP a_holes

            End game is more kids HATE them.