This feels like a joke GTA would have made 10-15 years ago.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    2 years ago

    Also of note is the observation that modern US trucks would be the worst technicals of all time

    The year is 2047

    Civil war 2 finally breaks out, going to own the antifa libs with my armored Canyonero

    Fills up tank with 47 gallons of the world’s little remaining gasoline at $18/gallon

    Drives 6 blocks into enemy controlled area, fuel tank now half empty

    Road that hasn’t been maintained since the 70s collapses under the 18 ton weight of the truck

    Try and get out but the door won’t open because the Tesla servers were down after Elon Musk replaced all of the server employees with a picture of Big Chungus

    Some guy chucks a molotov made out of garage hooch on my bunker, killing me painfully and slowly

    :dumpster-fire::frothingfash::dumpster-fire: