This feels like a joke GTA would have made 10-15 years ago.

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    2 years ago

    Nothing can stop you! Except a patch of loose sand. Or too steep of an incline. Or high-centering. Or turning too quickly. Or being more than a mile from a gas station.

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    We’re already selling armored civilian cars with insurgency gear lmao, too bad that when the country actually collapses they’ll all get owned by someone in a third floor apartment firing their pistol through the car roof at the occupants

    Also of note is the observation that modern US trucks would be the worst technicals of all time

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      Also of note is the observation that modern US trucks would be the worst technicals of all time

      The year is 2047

      Civil war 2 finally breaks out, going to own the antifa libs with my armored Canyonero

      Fills up tank with 47 gallons of the world’s little remaining gasoline at $18/gallon

      Drives 6 blocks into enemy controlled area, fuel tank now half empty

      Road that hasn’t been maintained since the 70s collapses under the 18 ton weight of the truck

      Try and get out but the door won’t open because the Tesla servers were down after Elon Musk replaced all of the server employees with a picture of Big Chungus

      Some guy chucks a molotov made out of garage hooch on my bunker, killing me painfully and slowly

      :dumpster-fire::frothingfash::dumpster-fire: