• FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    When I met with the Japanese ambassador, I was surprised to find that he did not carry two swords, and not once did he behead a subordinate for making a minor mistake in protocol. We also sat at a table and ate apsta instead of kneeling on bamboo mats to be served sushi by a master chef (also beheaded afterwards for having a grain of rice out of place)

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      4 months ago

      I think the Japanese ambassador actually gifted a samurai sword to Ukraine shortly after the invasion lol

      Oh no it’s worse than that

      Their propaganda is so fucking trash 💀 they lie about the dumbest shit. They should thank orthodox Jesus for making westerners so stupid