Obligatory “please apply this writing style to the west” moment:
I had half expected to see a stiff and upright colonel of the kind I used to meet in the RAF, lips covered by a drooping mustache, mouth dripping with tea, constantly muttering ‘wot wot wot’ after everything he said.
THE YANKEE SPOKESMAN was right on time for our meeting. I was a little surprised by his appearance; I had half expected to see a loud cowboy of the kind I used to meet in Texas—mouth occupied by a cigar, a wide-brimmed hat adorning his head and a revolver in his belt. Instead, Matthew Miller was a neat-looking fellow in a European-style business suit and a purple tie. He kept a physical distance as he greeted me, his manner arrogant but formal, as if to register that his country was unassailable.
Obligatory “please apply this writing style to the west” moment:
THE YANKEE SPOKESMAN was right on time for our meeting. I was a little surprised by his appearance; I had half expected to see a loud cowboy of the kind I used to meet in Texas—mouth occupied by a cigar, a wide-brimmed hat adorning his head and a revolver in his belt. Instead, Matthew Miller was a neat-looking fellow in a European-style business suit and a purple tie. He kept a physical distance as he greeted me, his manner arrogant but formal, as if to register that his country was unassailable.
I feel so seen
Sickos for Hexbear American Ministry of Foreign Affairs Spokesperson!
I am glad that the only qualifications were “sunburns easily”, “nicotine-addicted”, and “wheelguns, more like realfuns”
where is the big fluffy hat and red outfit??
NGL, I’d respect our politicians and diplomats more if they all dressed like the Scarlet Pimpernel
My biggest disappointment with Chinese social media is that whenever I try to do this they start calling me a racist.