No one drinks Coors light and says “this is good beer”.

The only time to drink it is when it’s hot out, you are doing yardwork and you want vaguely alcoholic water.

Ive also had the misfortune of being down range of a stray spray during my kid’s diaper change, and Coors light tastes nothing like that.

Finally, a worthwhile commercial for this “beer”! :-P

sex in a canoe, fucking close to water.