• usualsuspect191@lemmy.caEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I’ve heard “he’s so dumb he could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb”

    • Dicska@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      9 months ago

      I like this one - it’s less about bad luck so it only applies to me half the time.