Ansel@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agothose damn vegans!kbin.melroy.orgimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1913arrow-down156
arrow-up1857arrow-down1imagethose damn vegans!kbin.melroy.orgAnsel@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·9 months agoI’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoI’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.
80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
Imagine this, but with no context
I’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.